May 2012
7 posts
Mind the Gap
shitmystudentswrite: Without writing, we would all hopelessly crumple to the bottom of subway station tracks as we collectively failed to ‘Mind the Gap.’
May 23rd
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just met a girl from my high school again
catch up is weird she brews beer! and is even cuter than she was when I had a high school crush on her she’s my dream girl and she has a boyfriend that she loves and I hate being happy for her and I feel this is god’s praxis for ruining my life
May 16th
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May 11th
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prchtshrk: whoneedsmasculism: whoneedsfeminism: I need feminism because I shouldn’t have been told by my boss that I was recommended for my job only because I was attractive, and not because I was qualified.  I need feminism because he didn’t understand why I was offended by that. Question, though.  Isn’t this female privilege, not male privilege?  And if you had any pride, wouldn’t you...
May 11th
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May 9th
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cinco de cryo
May 6th
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May 4th
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April 2012
7 posts
whomadecookies: there is a TED talk with the author of Eat Pray Love about “creativity” please don’t ever try to tell me how great TED talks are ever again again: there is a TED talk with the author of Eat Pray Love about “creativity” there’s a TED talk that is about three minutes long and the only thing the speaker discusses/shows is a more effective way to tie your shoes ...
Apr 30th
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Apr 27th
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Love lasts a lifetime but mojitos is forever
Apr 26th
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the worst part of my life is how itchy my beard is right now
Apr 19th
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“In the 1920′s in the United States, all alcohol was banned under prohibition...”
– The Difference Between Whiskey and Whisky
Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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Girl Tourists Who Clearly Picked Out Their Best...
Apr 2nd
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March 2012
17 posts
4 tags
U.S. Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor to... →
My favorite thing about this is my couple of friends who are Republican and clearly have no idea why, so they make obligatory comments like “yuck..” or “really now? fuck that shit.” My least favorite thing is David Brooks getting an honorary degree
Mar 26th
Mar 23rd
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reblob if u are disgusting
Mar 23rd
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I Hate Neil Gaiman
Mar 23rd
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“More fetching than a girl with a dragon tattoo has always been a girl with a...”
– —Dwight Garner, our new crush, in his Sunday piece, “The Way We Read Now.” (via classicpenguin) e-books make it so much harder for me to judge people based on what they are reading technology only makes our lives harder (via whomadecookies) no it makes it easier I judge you automatically for...
Mar 22nd
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“I am dead”
– Tupac Shakur
Mar 22nd
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(Race)ing Popular Culture: Is "The Walking Dead"... →
dagseoul: from the introduction to the blog: The season finale of The Walking Dead airs on AMC this evening. There have been some great discussions online about how race and identity are operative in the series. The dominant question about the show is a simple one: is The Walking Dead TV series “racist?” As someone who thinks a great deal about questions of race and popular culture in my...
Mar 19th
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Hm
But here’s the real question: If I’m pulling an all-nighter, at what time does it become inappropriate to drink?
Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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propaganda-duende asked: ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mar 9th
“remembe r water bears exist and they ar great”
– Alice Hall
Mar 9th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 6th
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A Haiku About Butts
Woah, check that nice butt Oh, wait, that is a dude butt Well it’s a nice butt
Mar 6th
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Mar 2nd
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February 2012
7 posts
Feb 26th
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Tumblr Staff: A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs →
halftrue: staff: One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech,… bebopspider does this mean you can’t do your fatspo blog?! fatspo is about...
Feb 23rd
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WatchWatch
Hey guys my roommates and I made this movie in 48 hours it’s actually pretty good I wrote the music for it and I’m the guy in a ski mask
Feb 18th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 3rd
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reallyreallyreallytrying: — Do Atheists Score More Pussy And If So Is It Sweeter And More Delicious? — The Hidden World Of A Tiny Piece Of Lego At The Bottom Of A Landfill — Yellow, White, Red (If You Have A Disease): Is It Possible To Make Other Colours Of Liquid Come Out Of Your Penis? — Why I Get Drunk EVERY Night — Is There A Tiny Alien Living In Your Brain? — Five Kinds of Dog —...
Feb 1st
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A White People Song I Will Never be Ashamed of...
“Come on Eileen”
Feb 1st
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January 2012
5 posts
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 20th
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i think
i will continue to not have read innumerable classic novels just because it’s obvious how much people at parties love to be taken aback at my not having read innumerable classic novels
Jan 7th
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oh no
i’ve been drunk facebooking you can tell because i’m interacting with people
Jan 7th
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December 2011
8 posts
Dec 31st
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I had a dream
that i was living with my friends from back home we had all woken up and were making our breakfast and instead of food i just kept having whiskey sours and nobody even looked at me funny why can’t that be my life
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Hitchens Biopic
starring Robert Downey Jr.
Dec 16th
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parachuteshark: seamonsterwoman hat auf dein Foto geantwortet: you guys I found the best girl’s facebook gurlgoestoafrica.tumblr… YES THANK YOU I had forgotten the name of this tumblr looking at these pictures makes my blood fucking boil yes but they’re fueling the global revolution of consciousness
Dec 14th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 3rd
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