January 2012
4 posts
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i think
i will continue to not have read innumerable classic novels just because it’s obvious how much people at parties love to be taken aback at my not having read innumerable classic novels
oh no
i’ve been drunk facebooking
you can tell because i’m interacting with people
December 2011
11 posts
I had a dream
that i was living with my friends from back home
we had all woken up and were making our breakfast
and instead of food i just kept having whiskey sours
and nobody even looked at me funny
why can’t that be my life
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Hitchens Biopic
starring Robert Downey Jr.
stale violets: joe-bird: parachuteshark:... →
joe-bird:
parachuteshark:
seamonsterwoman hat auf dein Foto geantwortet: you guys I found the best girl’s facebook
gurlgoestoafrica.tumblr…
YES THANK YOU I had forgotten the name of this tumblr
looking at these pictures makes my blood fucking boil
yes but they’re…
they don’t need water they need laptops and cute shoes
parachuteshark:
seamonsterwoman hat auf dein Foto geantwortet: you guys I found the best girl’s facebook
gurlgoestoafrica.tumblr…
YES THANK YOU I had forgotten the name of this tumblr
looking at these pictures makes my blood fucking boil
yes but they’re fueling the global revolution of consciousness
OK so
ten minutes after I clicked yes on the Barbie thing I got an email from Amazon titled “Top Gifts for Kids”
is an inappropriate response to targeted advertising how child abuse starts
November 2011
7 posts
“One way the internet deals with that kind of upsetting dissonance is to mock it....”
– The pepper-spraying cop gets Photoshop justice by Xeni Jardin
(via guardian)
“folk art”
parachuteshark:
whomadecookies:
you guys
stop what you are doing
waffle house just tweeted at me
best thanksgiving ever forever 2k11
psh my dad and I just watched five King of the Hill episodes in a row
now we’re drinking wine and playing wii bowling
beat that
my dad told me that when he dies, if he can’t be sent to an alternate dimension, he wants to be cremated and have the...
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This is what you end up writing at 6am:
“Her use of what she calls ‘autobiofictionalography’ here allows her to tell a story that is at once intensely personal and intensely parabolic, by combining the authenticity of her observed world with the simple symbolism of a children’s story.”
In the previous sentence I cited a blog
I need parable to exist in adjective form
and I’m running out of time
EDIT: oh my god parabolic? seriously?
maths
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The best drink in the world:
Ingredients:
2 oz. tequila
Pinch of salt
A third of a lime
Grapefruit (Toronja) Jarritos to taste
Now, if you don’t like tequila, I don’t care. You’ll still love this drink because it is the only perfect thing. If you don’t feel like reading instructions, just throwing those ingredients in will still make you a damn good drink. But to perfect it:
Jarritos
There are...
Just Made a Cosmo
not bad
October 2011
7 posts
1 tag
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Everyday
I see another one of these I’m a Mormon ads somewhere and everyday I think “well there’s one more person I still don’t care about”
I never thought there was anything wrong with Mormons but if they’ve got a national ad campaign to make themselves look better then I guess I was wrong they must be total freaks or somethin
September 2011
5 posts
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August 2011
5 posts
2 tags
I just googled BRO
and the top result was the stock chart for Brown and Brown, Inc. Talk about not trying.
Anyways, I’m looking for good Bro-puns. Some old favorites:
Brotato
Brozac
Bilbro Baggins
Brogaine
Brolls Broyce
the fall of Brome
Bropamine
racial Brofiling
Brona-fide
stop & smell the Broses
land Brover
Brow Brow Brow your Broat
LeBroyyyyyyy Jenkins
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your mom’s so fat and lazy she’s responsible for an entire percent of the unemployment rate
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July 2011
6 posts
2 tags
Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Brian Jones, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, and Amy Winehouse.
Hope you’re not mad, bro
Hey
did you guys know that Google+ is so intuitive and fosters so much creativity and other buzzwords and is so much different from Facebook that you’re suddenly going to stop loathing society outside of the tenuous relationships you have to people of mutual tolerance?
June 2011
10 posts
1 tag
wine will stop my constant hiccups
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