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  • jakke:

walex:

comicallyvariant:

anedumacation:

shana—e:

awesome-everyday:

paisley-rose:

Neon yellow v-neck…

I speak nerd fluently.

black off shoulder top with a gray bodysuit underneath. I speak Flashdance fluently.

I am on the UCONN women’s basketball team.

Judging by the ridiculousness of my oversized sweater, I am now Wesley Crusher.

White.
Well, I guess, in /this/ society.

Giant T-Rex rampaging through skyscrapers. Life is grand.

I am a communist T-Rex drummer

    jakke:

    walex:

    comicallyvariant:

    anedumacation:

    shana—e:

    awesome-everyday:

    paisley-rose:

    Neon yellow v-neck…

    I speak nerd fluently.

    black off shoulder top with a gray bodysuit underneath. I speak Flashdance fluently.

    I am on the UCONN women’s basketball team.

    Judging by the ridiculousness of my oversized sweater, I am now Wesley Crusher.

    White.

    Well, I guess, in /this/ society.

    Giant T-Rex rampaging through skyscrapers. Life is grand.

    I am a communist T-Rex drummer

    (Source: otomegane)

    Posted on October 22, 2011 via strictly for the tardcore. with 106,443 notes

    1. umakemesmile liked this
    2. tenshi-chama reblogged this from weareangelsanarchy and added:
      Flowers and vines and other plant stuff. Okay.
    3. weareangelsanarchy reblogged this from anti-the-infinite-holic and added:
      butterflies? ;A; oh god thats so weak
    4. lebeautifuldarkbluesky liked this
    5. deathhasnomeaning reblogged this from iridemscence and added:
      Jaxy shirt. ……………..Does this mean I’m randomly Roxy and Jake’s daughter?
    6. deathhasnomeaning liked this
    7. iridemscence reblogged this from kuro-nekochan and added:
      Butterfly-dead-dear-ishy shirt: I’m dead, but I can still fly!
    8. lilsi100 reblogged this from cesiasaurus and added:
      I’m wearing the 2010 Winter Paralympics t-shirt… erm… Can i pass the powers on please? o.O
    9. chadvision reblogged this from pillowvpillow and added:
      I have the powers of ygolohcysp [reverse psychology] It’s the AP Psych class of 2012 shirt.
    10. throughtheportal reblogged this from holydicksbatman and added:
      I have a t-shirt of a tiger vomiting up diamonds. Idk what my power is, but I think I’ll buy a car and scare the shit...
    11. silenthuman reblogged this from leloulove
    12. pillowvpillow reblogged this from synthaem and added:
      I’m the Silver Surfer.
    13. keepsmiling-itgetsbetter reblogged this from hollisterclarinerd
    14. bucketostars reblogged this from cherryblossomfan and added:
      HOLY CRAP. I HAVE TELEKINETIC (there’s also a moon on my shirt; you know, the moon pulls on the tides) WOLF POWERS :D
    15. kuro-nekochan reblogged this from akiraheart and added:
      Death Note Shirt ……… Boku ga Kira!
    16. tynasaurandfood reblogged this from syowangza and added:
      Food. FOOD POWERS ACTIVATE.
    17. aftechnicolor liked this
    18. iamsooven reblogged this from hollisterclarinerd and added:
      a sheep and a confused sheep that looks like a wolf..hmm i can change my clothes? :)
    19. askayonesoune liked this
    20. mirror-kat reblogged this from johnvriska and added:
      Im wearing a Jake shirt …. I’m worried all of a sudden.
    21. ilikeband reblogged this from hollisterclarinerd and added:
      Marching band sweatshirt.
    22. cherryblossomfan reblogged this from jellophish and added:
      I was wearing a Bazinga shirt earlier… I HAVE THE POWERS OF SHELDON’S MIND :D
    23. ninalynkyo reblogged this from tomquest and added:
      A blue shirt with dogs on it. Hello super nose.
    24. ninalynkyo liked this
    25. shadoouge reblogged this from mystsaphyr
    26. moodyfire reblogged this from egbertlust and added:
      Chuck Norris on my shirt. AWWW YEAAAAAAH
    27. abster07 reblogged this from reaper462 and added:
      HEIR OF BREATH!!! YESHH!!!!! XD
    28. alwayssdaydreamingg liked this
    29. irislibra reblogged this from eugenepants and added:
      My shirt says “Panthers”…as in the big cat…so that must mean I control PANTHERS!! Can I turn my cat into a panther? Well...
    30. oliviamewmew reblogged this from egbertlust
    31. warwithouttears reblogged this from alpha-starr and added:
      Summer band shirt from fifth grade. Featuring an ad for a lawyer on the back. I have the ability to convince...
    32. akiglancy reblogged this from syowangza and added:
      SEVERUS F**KING SNAPE BITCHES
    33. reaper462 reblogged this from sassyspider8itch and added:
      My shirt has a gray crest of some sort… Ummm, no powers for me i guess?
    34. reaper462 liked this
    35. hannathenord reblogged this from tomquest and added:
      A quote from Still Alive. Look at me still talking when there’s science to do. THERE IS SCIENCE TO DO!! I AM PORTAL...
    36. prussian-grandmano reblogged this from lokiripu and added:
      … well, i’m a super geisha… tiemblen ante mi belleza y orientalidad!!!! /what
    37. sassyspider8itch reblogged this from kahlanaisling and added:
      (I am a God Tier Hero of Heart.)
    38. alpha-starr reblogged this from egbertlust and added:
      Horizontal stripes....like to think that I’ve received the corset powers from Problem...
    39. gumi--megpoid liked this
    40. sjs-jellybeans reblogged this from kahlanaisling and added:
      Keep Calm and Stache On is on my shirt with a stache I AM MUSTACHE MAN
    41. cesiasaurus liked this
    42. captain-idiosyncratic reblogged this from askjijoakuira and added:
      Wearing a Piggly wiggly shirt; I HAVE THE POWER TO TURN PEOPLE INTO PIGS WITH HATS
    43. cesiasaurus reblogged this from jeboboid and added:
      Original War of the Worlds Tshirt FUCK YES
    44. elluka-clockworker reblogged this from sinning-angel-riliane and added:
      LCST Wielding, Cosmetology, Precision Machine, Health Science, Automotive Mechanics. Soo…. I can use technology to my...
    45. kahlanaisling reblogged this from espadaknight4 and added:
      A confusing theater dictionary. Sweet, I’m whimsical! Mad Hatter ftw~ \o/
    46. askjijoakuira reblogged this from gumi--megpoid and added:
      I AM KAGAMINE RIN AND LEN WAT JFIOASFHAILBFA EVERYBODY JUST /GO HOME/ I HAVE THE POWER OF EVEREYTHING
    47. akiraheart reblogged this from karma-camellia
    48. gumi--megpoid reblogged this from sinning-angel-riliane and added:
      music notes.. sweet~! the power of music! :D
    49. anti-the-infinite-holic reblogged this from leloulove and added:
      Mun: It’s black and the sleeves is striped. Rin: “I’m wearing a dress”
    50. espadaknight4 reblogged this from lokiripu and added:
      …Switzerland and Liechtenstein on my shirt…so now I’m trigger happy or something? ._.
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