Brain Omelettes

parachuteshark:

whomadecookies:

you guys

stop what you are doing

waffle house just tweeted at me

best thanksgiving ever forever 2k11

psh my dad and I just watched five King of the Hill episodes in a row

now we’re drinking wine and playing wii bowling 

beat that

my dad told me that when he dies, if he can’t be sent to an alternate dimension, he wants to be cremated and have the ashes put in a champagne flute and run over by a truck on the NJ Turnpike

this weekend he’ll be discussing securities on All Things Considered

(via prchtshrk)